Terry Jones is a sick, sick man

In "This won't hurt much" in today's Guardian, the former Python and erstwhile "TV history programme presenter" (ha! who did he think he was fooling?) explains why, thanks to the legal research of Donald Rumsfeld, he no longer worries about the legal and moral implications of chaining members of his family to radiators, putting bags over their heads, or sexually humiliating their friends. After all, it's all in the good cause of extracting information and being a better parent, so how could it be torture?