The Onion | Coalition: Vast Majority Of Iraqis Still Alive

This story at The Onion has a definite "glass is more than half full" kind of slant. "According to U.S. Department of Defense statistics, of the approximately 24 million Iraqis who were not killed, nearly all are not in a military prison. Bremer said "a good number" of those Iraqis who are in jail have been charged with a crime, and most of them have enjoyed a prison stay free of guard-dog attacks, low-watt electrocutions, and sexual humiliation."