It's always fun reading reviews of bad stuff. Especially reviews of bad films. Or reviews of stuff Madonna has done lately. (See, I can now bash Madonna as casually as anyone at the Guardian, probably because of three years of constantly reading the Guardian.) So how much fun is it to read a brilliant summary of what makes a bad film bad, comparing and contrasting Madonna's latest (straight to video!) Swept Away with the worst films of all times. Lots of fun.