Lord X and his potted shrimps

Giles Coren of the London Times is the kind of snob I like. He ended this little piece with the reassuring comment that Ryan will be helped more than hindered by being expelled from his posh school. But read this for the first vignette, about Lord X and his potted shrimps. The kind of subtle humour that reminds me why I am, despite all I know now, an Anglophile.