Protestants for the Common Good offer this (satirical) aid to Christians praying for guidance for President Bush as he seeks to legally codify the definition of marriage, as a precursor to advancing the "Defense of Marriage" act. (Question: why is this being left to a "C" student? I thought Bush's big strength was his ability to delegate, so get some theologians and legal scholars together in a room or something. Or do they suspect that such a committee would end up recommending he drop the whole thing?)